Mr safety

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hi! my name is max. idk what else to say.




smoothierox:

apocalypse-aradia:

lovelunalovegood:

this movie is the scariest shit

the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are

have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part

(via clockworkvector)

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

(via clockworkvector)

bansand:

alsyndor:

bansand:

has nickelodeon gone too far

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

No

bansand:

alsyndor:

bansand:

has nickelodeon gone too far

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

No

(via clockworkvector)

(via zac-afron)

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

(via clockworkvector)

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(via nikalos)

(via scottthepilgrim)

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

(via lawllballs)

(via nikalos)

justingingerlake:

This is so important.

(via panda-nipples)